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MAN I HAVENT UPDATED THIS PILE OF SHIT IN LIKE A MILLION YEARS!

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDTATE UTPATE.

 Inside comment ahead!

Ok OK ok!  So felines and felons eh Eric ? C I told ya...eh? c as in Eric C...that is. what a fuck. fuckin miracle. ANYWAY FELINES ARE GRACEFUL WHEREAS FELONS TEND TO MURDER, RAPE, ROB, AND STEAL.

 You are now clear of inside comment!

Sew BASE ick alley now i have a job go to school have a girlfriend and a very time consuming hobby. (heroin).......hahahah! j/k! IM JUST KIDDIN! J/K! I meant drawing pictures. hahahahaha im so fucking silly my ears bleed trix.

so bush won. He even won the popular vote.

....yep... but oh well....how much harm can the lil texan do in 4 more years of ruining our great country? eh? eh? i ask you? eh? ...yeah i know. ALOT! THATS why ive been writing hulk hogan daily letters...begging him to take over the whitehouse BY FORCE! HULK THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKERS! HULK THAT SHIT UP! HULK IT LIKE A GODAMN EAGLE! SHIT! HE WOULD ALSO need  the help of the macho man, and ric flair.... i think its about time we got a professional wrestler as a president....and i think the rest of AMerica agrees with that. (because they are clearly dumber than shit). So I encourage you as an American dumbass to write professional wrestlers letters.

     So I've noticed my sister ARI!!!!!!!! (whom I love like a box turtle loves wheat thins) constantly lays around the house all day like a  DAMN cat...she has no use for couches...she just collapses on the godamn floor immediately after school/ SWIMMING...only moving to adjust positions....she does stuff on the floor like write...but she is always on a floor... she also wants me to mention her baton twirling skills. she has very nice baton twirling skills.

So lately I've noticed im getting really fucking good at drawing! its awesome!...if only i could spel and puncutate,

Anyway! my new job! im a godamn dishwasher at a Tiebels resteraunt in scherervilleeeeeeee. I like it because i was handed the job without even asking for it or doing anything to prove myself at all...and there is no drug tests which means i can indeed remain in marijuana city....... I ALSO GET TO EXPIRIENCE THE SHEER DELIGHT of driving out to Schererville everyday! I work with a complete crew of misfits  and outcasts...and my boss looks exactly like homer simpson crossed with sloth from the goonies...i cant understand a damn thing he says...no one can...its sounds like RARGHHHH!!!!!!!! WAGGUH! STUCKEM UP STUCKEM DUFFEN! but that dosent stop him from hollering at everyone all the time....he is a mountain of a man whose been washing dishes at teibels for 20 years  ...and apparently went to prison for murdering a black man. I  also work with three mentally challenged individuals, 2 stoners,and 2 insane people ... for instance my second day this nerotic fucker named chris told me " dude i have a christmas present for YoU! HAHAHA COME CRHISTMAS I HAVE A PReSENT FOR EVERYONE! Everyone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"  maybe it was the way he was laughing so hard ...it also could have been the crazy glazed over look in his eye....but basically i got the impression he was gonna kill everyone on christmas. so i gotta say it was an akward 5 or 6 hours of silence washing dishes with him after that.

MEGAn WALCZAK! hello! i enjoy chatting with you over the information super highway *Pushes glasses up*

anyway thats all the time i have to waste on this fuckin thing for now at least.

SIncerely

MITCH (  the screamin bazooka) FRANKS

Currently Playing The Family Values Tour '98 By Korn, Rammstein, Ice Cube, Orgy, Limp Bizkit see related

PEANUT--*Sniffle*

MITCH THE WONDERFUL- -"WHY ARE YOU SAD CHILD?!"

PEANUT- -"*SNIFFLES* A  rabid beast koala NAMED OSHKOSH tHE BLOOD DRINKER ate my sneakers and licked my dog jupiter!!!!SIGH! I HATE it MORE THAN LIFE AND FLOWERS!!

MITCH THE WONDERFUL-  "you know what THAT means EH?!! HUH?! JANE YOU IGNORANT SLUT?! NEW ZANGA ENTRY NEW XANGA ENTRY NEW XANGA ENTRY NEW ZANGA ENTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PEANUT-

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

It was recently Brought to my attention that so far all the music I have been listening to is indie rock and that is bad because you come off conceded as hell. AND GOD KNOWS I DONT WANT THAT PILE OF GOLDEN SHIT.

So this week (WEAK) I  have been listening to badass family values tour 98 on a loop. It reminds me of middle school and idiots.

FAST CAR ON THE HIGHWAY! ON THE BIWAY! MR ROBOTRON!!

- this emoticon is so uncool i hate it so fucking much it looks like hes wearing goggles man i wanna kill the guy who designed this one. then he had the audacity to lable this the "cool" emoticon!!!! YOU SIR ARE A MOTHER FUCKER! OLE PLUNGER LEGS IS SO MUCH COOLER!!!!  YOU PIECE OF  horrible SHIT!

MAN OK!!!!! so! I went to my mama'S for awhile!????!? and that was cool Ryane and Ari came and that was cool and i got all sorts of old pop bottles  and some aviator sunglasses from some weeeeeeird mexican grocery store and that was cool! and then ryane threw the pop bottles away! RAGHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I NEEDED THOSE!!!!!!!!! RAGHAAGAHAGGHGHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT! oh well. still love her.

Man ok!!!!! Soooooooo my glasses broke at school for no fucking good fucking reason and I was blind for a week! ridiculous shit! and my life drawing teacher was angry at me because of it...it was real weird and typical for a whore. BUT BROKEN GLASSES REALLY FUCKED EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE I COULDNT SEE SO IT WAS INSANELY HARD TO DRAW SO I WAS TURNING STUFF IN LATE AND IT DIDNT LOOK AS GOOD AS I HAD HOPED AND RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I didn't quite understand it but in the end I learned a valuable lesson about vision and how it is good.

MAN OK!! SHIT! THAT WAS MY HAND! AHHHHHHHH!!!! ERIC?! HOW?! WHAT"!?> YOU?!

Man ok! So i 2 went 2  purdue a week ago that was cold as antartica I saw my palssssssss except eric and beau and there was this really ugly chick and it was funny to look at her because i didnt know girls can get that ugly!! HAHA YOU WERE VERY UGLY GIRL!

MAK ON!!!!! MAN OK RATHER!!!! OK OK! SO FABLE CAME OUT AND I WANT THAT VIDEO GAME SO BAD I WILL GO AND GET IT !!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SCREAMING IS ON THE AGENDA TODAY FUCKEN YEAHAAAAAAH!

Ok what else have I done...OH YEAH I SAW THE DEBATES! Kerry whooped the shit out of Bush (SHIT HEAD MCGEE)! it was awesome! buSH kept talking about poland and everyone was thinking who the fuck cares about poland. I CANT WAIT FOR THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!!!!! because hehe i have this sneaking suspicion if Cheney starts to lose he will eat Edward's soul!!! ACTUALLY I THINK HE WILL REGARDLESS and everyone will run away screaming! it will be just like mortal kombat!!!!! Mortal kombat!

THAT IS ALL MORTALS!!!!!! MORTAL!zzz

UNTIL NEXT TIME I AM.

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OK!!!! Lets fucking go ya wanks!!!!KIckY fucking fast!!!! THE  fuckingWORLD IS YOURS!!!! BELIEVE IN THat OWL!!!! yes mortals its ANOTHER xanga entry!!!!

HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM... is nasty. 

CHECKOUT ZEE new interpol cd ya bunch of slaggerfucks.

So its my feeling that school is neat AS a riveting barrel.. and let me tell you sirs!!! I, MITCH,(Franks)  would be fucking lost in the fucking sea of attractive girls that is my fucking school IF NOT FOR MY LOVELY GIRLFRIEND RYANE!!! god bless her!!! SHE IS THE ANCHOR TO THIS bad ass SAILBOAT. I would be in some sort of sea of insane sexual bliss I imagine! WHO WANTS THAT?! Not this god of war. Probably that godamn poseiden or his bitch neptune or what have ya. That sir isn't proper...and we all know they call me Jimmy proper.  

Hehehe baby im just kidd N I love you like a milkshake honest. Love ya so fuckin much im not gonna put the wtf face by your name!

JESUS Fucking HILLARY CHRIST !! So I (Mars) broke my friend Alan's bong the fucking other day in a blaze of total fuckupness y'see Ryane was all ""I FOUND A NEW AND IMPROVED SPOT FOR THE BONG MITCH OLD BOY OLD SPORT OLD CHAP!" and she showed me the spot and I actually pondered to myself oh how I pondered . I pondered how this new spot was actually worse... because it would be quite easy for me to knock shit off the table and break the bong... but before I said anything I realized I never have knocked anything off that fucking table and sure as rabbits and stars M'lady asked me to get her a pop or some(fucking) thing like 2 hours later so I set my Fucking drawing board on the table Knocking a lavalamp on the bong breaking it in the most godamn hippy way I can think of. Which i have to say angered me quite a bit.

the first part of this xanga was brought to you by the f bomb!

                 F bomb I'd drop you anywhere. even on a church.     ESPECIALLY...............ON A CHURCH. hell even on a plauge baby's lap. Eh eric? what? shit.

WALKED WIF SUZIE WALKED WIF SUZIE YESTERDAY I WALKED WIFF SUZIE? PROGRAM ERROR..

YESTERDAY! I went to see the scissor sisters wif my best bud Scotty B (good guy) and his friends Eddie and Joe and of course my girl (Ryane).it was cool in a damn different way. they were good pERformers but I didn't like alot of songs and they took 4 FUCKING ever to get their queer asses on stage. ALSO! they had some dj rock the house with like a 2 hour set...which most definately got insanely boring as hell... the show was pretty much the equivilant of seeing the village people preform. so while I had a good time I don't think i'll be seeing another show like that anytime soon. It was a slightly strange feeling looking around and realizing I was probably the only person there who hasnt fucked a dude.  ALSO the lead singer chick was pretty hot. And if it wasn't a chick ....good job buddy.

well i spose thats it real E.

eh eric c? what? no you shutup.

UNTIL NEXT

I remain terribly handsome.

SINCEREST love, Mars.

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT a xanga entry? sheeeeeeeeit.

long asssssss one

XANGA UPDATE XANGA UPDATE XANGA UPDATE XANGA UPDATE XANGA XNAGA XANAGA GANAX GANAGAX XXXGAGAN ASHIDIGEQIFG32IFG2IG. *chokes to death on syllables and justice*

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SCHOOL STARTS FOR ME ON TUESTAG. I'm pretty and happy about it. I NEED ALIL RESPONSIBLITY YKNOW? Or do I? heh heh heeeeeeeeh. *strokes CHIN BEARD* IT IS FOREVER DEICED ...DECIDED RATHER... the boXXXcar children life is THE ONLY way FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

... and repeat-A NORMAL DAY FOR MITCH aka the ULTIMATE arrangement of cells. Represented by emoticons

 THINGS IVE DONE SINCE I UPDATED LAST

-I helped all my friends pack and move into their dorm rooms at college -absolute lie

- I helped a black family push a car

- I smoked alot of pot OUT OF A BONG while maintaining my stance on the world ender (yknow 666 blood of the unicorn... all that)

-I continued to lie in my everyday affairs.

-Watched the Olympicsssssss (ON NBC DOO DOO DOO)...and let me tell you!!!!! The Hamm brothers look like such concieted little weiners...like the annoying kids on your sporting team that were way to into the sports event you used to play regularly. so they bothered me...and the female gymnastic star yknow the american one she HAD A BULGE WHERE HER VAGINA SHOULD BE...so that made me a little grossed out as hell and shit fuck. other stuff happened in the olympics too...Like there was this guy PEITER VAN DEN HOOGENBON... thats right, 4 names.

-CELEBRATED RYANE'S  BERFDAY AND OUR ANNIVERSARY!! it was more special than a carebears special.

- I Learned J Edgar Hoover was a transvestite.

- MANUP, JESUS BABY! says kevin. HES ALWAYS SAYIN THINGS so does eric c.

-I learned the BOXCAR way of life is in alot of ways like a german explorer without a boat...in a moat... with a goat. heh heh Im just BULLSHITTIN theres no moat.

- continued to love the fact that if you type J/K after saying something really mean to someone its not offensive and if they take offense its because they dont get jokes.... or are blind and angry because they cant see (OR C IT...as in eric c eh eric?)  it.

-I learned about earths MIGHTIEST predator GREATWHITESHARK WITHTHEIRRETRACTABLETEETHANDBLACKDEVILEYESAND FINSANDCANNIBALISMINTHEIRMOTHERSWOMB. yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. INTENSE BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-NONSTOP KILLINGNONSTOPKILLINGNONSTOPKILLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!! I NEED A DAMN HAPPY PUPPY FACE EMOTICON! fuck!

I drew alot! lots of it was done! evereyone was all "woah" like keanu and I was all "thanks" like a jerk... and they were all intense about and they said "thats really good" and I was all "thanks" and they were like "man your incredible you know that right?" and then i says...i was like "i guess *WITH THE SHOULDER SHRUGG!* thankyou" and they were all "woah" again and I was like "yeah...thanks" and they were were like "man that is really good" and i was like "thanks".

-I aM going to go see "anaconda two hunt for the bloody orchid" or what have ya 2night (tonight) with my mates, it should be an expirience that can only topped by an eternity of sex with several strippers on xtc in a hot tub filled with heroin (I WOULD READ COMICS INBETWEEN THE DRUGS AND SEX IN THIS VISION)...if all goes according to plan (it always does when your the ultimate arrangement of cells EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY) it should be SO horrible we smile, lAUgh, and drool like retards with an unlimited supply of ghram crackers AND PIXIE STIXXXXXXXXXXX.

 While im oFF the topic of snakes I think I should mention Eric castenada OR ERIC c As he likes to be called is made of snakes...and daggers.

also hello suzie kertz...ONE DAY I WILL FALL BY YOUR HAND...O  WARRIOR OF THE LORD!!!! BUT AT WHAT PRICE?!!!! HEHE!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGHAHA WORLD ENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So until next time I remain Suzie Kertz

sincerly,

 Eric Castenada aka the C'er

ADVICE!!!!WHEN you read my xanga entries you have to read them really fast (BUT NOT MONOTONE) and shouting at certain times where its appropriate and certain times when it isn't)

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FUCKERS!!!! ... HUFFHUFF.

WELL LET ME TELL YOU THIS...666

Me and my grizzled !!!GRIZZLY BEARS!!! crew of misfits (my friends) we all (MINUS BEAU AND ERIC WHO WERE SICK AS PLAUGE BEARING BITCHES) played REAL LIFE baseball the other day.. wif bats and balls and bases and mits and cussing. It was as INTENSE as an ELEPHANT! WITH RABIES AND CROCODILE SLIPPERSSSSSSSS!!!!! I can't believe how really incredibly super AWFUL bad we all got at baseball. I am pretty positive most little leaugue teams could destroy us with ease then mock us like little bastards then kick us all in our shins or thighs depending on they're hieght.....My team lost 10 -1. which is PRETTY FUCKING sad. in fact im crying as I type it. But i blame Kevin (the opposing teams pitcher) we were playing there would be no walks you see? for some reason this sounded good as a grizzly bear to us...but the problem was Kevin "the poop jack" Powers would throw 15 really wild balls (testicles) per person so most (all) of us would just get frustrated as a grizzly bear and swing at insane pitches. I mean dont get me wrong... me and my team sucked anyway but jeez that made things fuckin insane as a grizzly bear or some shit.

We also made a great fire IN THE SKY out of other peoples trash!AND THERE WAS SIRENS!!

YESTERDAY WE HAD A SECRET MEETING AT RYANES!!! AND I WAS SO BLOWn OUT OF MY EGG I couldnt even recognize a grizzly bear if you threw it at me. Then everyone said I was as gay as a grizzled bear with Nick Earhardt... and I didnt know why or what happened but they made fun of me for a long time about it...so I do what I always do when other people are talking to me.... completly ignore them and ponder to myself . I sat there PONDERING  realizING what it felt like to be made fun of for no reason...and it made me think about how I've treated people in my life...AND HOW I SHOULD NOT ONLY MAKE FUN OF YOU LIL IDIOT FUCKASS NINNY FUCKS A THOUSAND TIMES MORE HARDCORE  FOR CALLING ME GAY WITH NICK FOR NO FUCKING REASON. I SHOULD ALSO FUCKING KILL YOU WITH AN ICICLE THROUGH THE NECK! AND PROBABLY WILL.

CHECK OUT MY SISTERS XANGA I HATE HER!!! JESUS CHRIST! WHO THE FUCK GETS AWAY WITH GOIN 70 IN A 35 (A GRIZZLY BEAR WOULDN'T THATS FOR FUCKIN SURE!) and the spacey girl didnt even know the cop was trying to pull her over! So the cop had to chase her! Then she gave the fucking cop attitude! AND DIDNT EVEN GET A WARNING! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! A FUCKIN GRIZZLY BEAR WOULD KILL AN OFFICER IF IT PULLED HIM OVER.

UNtIL NEXT TIME-

 I remain mitch the wonderdog.